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2nd Annual Soap Cruise
January 22nd-26th, 2009

With Kirsten Storms
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Brokerage Entertainment Club
2797 Merrick Road, Bellmore, NY
Time: 12:00 pm
Tickets: $55.00
Call (516) 785-8655

With Kirsten Storms
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Brokerage Entertainment Club
2797 Merrick Road, Bellmore, NY
Time: 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Tickets: $99.00
Call (516) 785-8655

With Kirsten Storms
Sunday, February 22, 2009
 Uncle Vinnie's Comedy Club
Point Pleasant Beach, NJ
Time: 10:00 am - 12:00 pm (SOLD OUT)
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm (Still available)
Tickets: $100 +tax
Call (732) 899-3900

With Kirsten Storms
Saturday, March 28, 2009
 Zanies Comedy Club
230 Hawthorn Village Commons
Vernon Hills, IL 60061
Tickets: (847) 549-6030
Showtime: 1:00 p.m.

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Famous Spinelli Quotes

Spinelli: I'm buffeted by the black winds of the second circle, bound for a lashing of the eternal storms with no tender memories of a kindly touch to comfort me.
Mike: I'll take that as a no.

Spinelli: Marriage is out-dated. It's a primitive remnant of a pre-computer age. Y'know, like, 'With this ring until death do us part'? I mean, they're arcane, archaic phrases with no real meaning. I mean, are they internet-compatible? I mean, y'know you could still be using dial-up, and she could be a high-speed chick. Are their servers in-synch??

Spinelli: Stone Cold! I am in desperate need of your wisdom. I am at Def Con 4! Check that, Def Con 5. Tell me how to make fair Lulu fall in love with me? You are wise in all things Stone Cold, you are. You taught me to escape armed desperados, and to placate Mr. Corinthos Sir. And when it comes to affairs of the heart, look, not only have you managed to win Samantha's undying love, but you also managed to seduce the loyal Elizabeth away from her husband!
Jason: That's it, this conversation is done now.

Jason: Listen.
Spinelli: Okay. (waits for more) What, that's it?
Jason: Yeah, that's it. Listen to Lulu. Women like to talk a lot. They want a guy who's going to listen. Now you may not understand what she's trying to say half the time, but that does not matter. It's the simple act of listening that counts.
Spinelli: Wow, that is so zen. Deepest gratitudes, Stone Cold. (Spinelli tries to hug Jason)
Jason: What, what'd I say about touching me?

Jolene: Are you experiencing any pain now, Mr. Jackal?
Spinelli: Not when you say my name like that, no.

Spinelli: Sex is... sex is better than orange soda and barbecue chips. I didn't know that. It's, it's better than level 15 of Demigods of Doom.

Spinelli: Power to the peons!
Toussaint: We gotta get something else for you to say.

(As the clown in the lobby laughs uncontrollably, Spinelli hides behind Jason)
Jason: What - what are you doing?
Spinelli: Ok, you know that there are few things that strike terror into the heart of The Jackal but clowns... clowns are, umm, spine-chillingly horrifying. I mean, just look at him. Menacing, he is. They've always... they've always creeped me out. I mean, there's something so weird about someone who would talk and act so strangely.

Spinelli: That's one creepy harlequin, huh? But The Jackal has pity in his heart. I even tried to reach out and make a cosmic connection.
Toussaint: In other words, you talked the poor man's ear off.
Spinelli: Well, see, The Jackal has a long and troubled history with those of the jester persuasion... but I poured my heart out to him and The Painted One didn't respond.
Toussaint: Well, sometimes a man needs some quiet in his own mind.
Spinelli: Wow. That was an utterance worthy of Stone Cold.

Jason: Spinelli, stop, stop. You need to go and you need to stop calling yourself a grasshopper right now. You just get there, you do what everybody else does, that's it.
Spinelli: I -- I -- I can’t. I can’t. I've never been able to. I -- I -- I need you there. Without -- without you, I -- I'm lost, I'm adrift. I'm a stranger, I'm a strange, strange stranger in a strange land.

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